John O'Malley

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About John O'Malley


John O'Malley is a self-described "Pimp", Innovator, Artist, Influencer, And "Gangsta" Born in 3 MB. He first started a gang when he was -1 years old with his friends; Cheddar Bob, Gouda Bob, Parmesan Bob, and Swiss Bob. They were called "[TAKEN DOWN FOR LEGAL REASONS]". After forming the gang he then started to particapating in underground "Rap(e) Battles". After a while one of his "nizzlez": Swiss Bob decided to bring a game there called "Blokus". He then decided to particapate in hundreds of thousands of tournaments, partnering up with his "good homie", Gouda Bob, and would win every single time they played. Until one day he was in a tournament with two people by the name [REDACTED] and Dankman, and they won against them. As tensions rise he and Gouda Bob decided to "beat the shit" out of them.

When he was around 5 years old, he was in an interview with CNN, when asked about what he wanted to do with his life, he replied, "To make a fuck ton of money. I haven't made 10 albums for nothing.". After stating this he then went on to say, "Fuck money, I ain't about that materialistic shit. Blokus and Rap(e) music is where my life is at.", only five minutes later.

Notable Actions
Somehow managed to meme his way into the history books.

Accumulated over 1B Soundcloud followers at around 4 MB.

Won his first Blokus match at the age of 0.