DankMan

Grand Master #: GrM-003

Master Class: Eldritch 10 Blokus 10

Special Containment Procedures: GrM-003 must be kept out of the public at minimal costs, if the amount it costs to contain him becomes greater then 40,000 Robux then budget cuts will need to be made. For all tournaments GrM-003 participates in GrM-003 must only enter via Skype or comparable streaming platform.

Description: Dankman is one of the most famous Blokus grandmasters ever. he was born before time itself and used this to get a head start on the Blokus anime. He was first seen in the 0.5th Tansinian Blokus tournament in [Oh bother, did I delete that. Now I'm in really big trouble] MB. His first strategy was the "3000 Hotdog Surprise" which was the first strategy to use the "out of game" element.

However his signature strategy is indubitably the Dank Plan which involves DankMan manipulating his toxic masculinity levels to assert his dominance over the board. In 1999 he tried to patent the strategy but the Finned Siblings beat him to it resulting in him having to ask for permission from them before he can use it.

Dankman's face is beyond mortal comprehension and so he usually plays via skype. "also his hair is nice." - H.P. lovecraft.