Please Kill Me

Please Kill Me (PKM) is probably the most mysterious Blokus grand-master who ever (un)lived. No one has ever seen PKM's face or heard PKM's voice so no information about that stuff has been found.

PKM was first seen in the 1950 Korean Blokus qualifier where PKM used PKM's now famous Incorporeal Block strategy which literally blew the minds of anyone who was playing versus PKM when it was used. The causalities were very high as the Blokus players at the qualifier were too weak minded to resist the influence of the tactic.

PKM is commonly seen wearing a 4th dimensional black full body suit which prevents any info about PKM's true appearance to be found as anyone who views the suit for more then four seconds goes into the kind of dull-mindedness that anyone who watches Michael Bay would be familiar with. Because of this no one knows how PKM is able to even play with the body suit on.